Have you ever bullshitted an assignment so hard you basically laugh after every sentence you write
when i was 4 my dad asked me what i wanted to be when i grow up and i replied ‘daddy i want to be a cheesecake’ it’s been 12 fucking years and no one has let me forget it
THIS IS MY FAVORITE GIFSET IN THE HISTORY OF EVER
sex is weird
I thought The Heat was a very funny movie, and also it was nice to see a movie where all the roles that would usually be played by women (cute bartender! criminal accomplice! incompetent coworker!) were instead played by men.
Also Melissa McCarthy is just funny as hell.
Do you ever wonder about how an author would describe you in a novel? Not only your appearance but the way you talk and laugh and hold yourself and all the expressions on your face?
Woodwinds are sneaky like that.
"Don’t you think you should be focusing more on your future?"
"Don’t you want to get a man?"
"Don’t you think you should put a little more effort into your schoolwork?"
"Don’t you think you should get a better attitude?"